whatevs

Tonight Tony’s was out of vegan cheese.  (They are so lucky that Marco called and not me.  You’re a pizza shop that ran out of cheese?  That’s bad fucking planning.  What’s next?  No dough?  No sauce?  The actual rage, of course, is that I’m sure they NEVER run out of dairy cheese.)

So we went to Paulie Gee’s in Greenpoint.

This is the Simply Red with Daiya.  Great sauce and crust.  However, fancy pizza on a night when I just wanted pizza shop pizza.

From Facebook.  Sadly, this is not even close to one of the worst people I went to high school with.

However, I’d really like to point out that shooting a wild animal IS NOT growing and harvesting your own food.  It saddens me that people are so far away from reality.

dailyfrenchie:

Mr. Porkchop the Judgmental Dog!

that face is a meme waiting to happen

I am going to die alone.

Also, this dude was a year younger than my mom.  Call me ageist, but that just seems strange.

heidielisewirzart:

torn up.

Immediately after seeing this I googled, “How to ship homemade ice cream.”  Sadly, it would cost a small fortune.

roarissey:

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